I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Randomize
