He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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