The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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