Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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