I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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