Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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