So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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