Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think I sprained my soul last night
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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