How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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