it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Oh god it's open bar.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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