Where is the hickey?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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