just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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