My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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