Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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