Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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