too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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