I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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