My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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