it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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