everyone is single if you try hard enough
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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