i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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