dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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