If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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