yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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