For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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