She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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