About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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