i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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