these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
no, he came in my armpit
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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