Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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