Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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