Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize
