I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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