I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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