She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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