I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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