i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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