he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
