He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Ladies don't puke and tell
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
