nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Randomize
