I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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