i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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