So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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