he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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