he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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