i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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