Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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