She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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