it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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