I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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