Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We are two peas in an std pod
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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