How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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